briannaiszapdos:

acapellaamelia:

selfie sunday brought to you by briannaiszapdos

beaut

briannaiszapdos:

acapellaamelia:

selfie sunday brought to you by briannaiszapdos

beaut

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(Source: verswayze, via spoopyramennoodles)

american-mouth-flightless-bird:

"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

(Source: crayola-colored-skeletons, via closetpromqueen)

pacifairy:

Forget puppy play or kitten play or even fox play
Sloth play is the one for me.
Continuous clinging. Little to no movement. Screaming at the top of your lungs when ready to mate. That’s the good life.

(via megasilly)

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent


"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

(via sandrino-partyoffive)

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

(Source: humbleanimefan, via easilyhumored)

havemanymonkeys:

Good to know for planning reasons, continued and updated.

Neilsen has handily revamped their lists.

(Source: nielsentopten.com, via toxicbearwaste)

  • me in 2012: *tags a reblogged text post with relatable content 'same'*
  • me in 2014: *tags a picture of a cabbage cut in half 'same'*

verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

(via hotboyproblems)