hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(Source: wasiangod, via whovianofasgard)

radthai:

nooty got da booty

radthai:

nooty got da booty

(Source: radthai, via sandrino-partyoffive)

puniper:

U N L E A S H  T H E  B E E S

puniper:

U N L E A S H  T H E  B E E S

(via ecmchase)

prohibiti0n:

i have abs………..olutely nothing

(Source: prohibiti0n, via hotboyproblems)

(Source: my-neon-angel, via swimforfish)

frankenbolt:

ihearttheodorelaurence:

Zoe Saldana: Sci-Fi Queen!

But Also:

(via swimforfish)

sahaimanfoster:

today a guy brought a tv and ps3 to the cafeteria image

no one said a thing to him

(Source: nefferpitou, via gnarly)

cyberdepressed:

*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*

(Source: uglierer, via landofmyth-and-timeofmagic)